MoistCr1TiKaL Candle, The #hit Will Take Me Quote, Funny Penguinz0 Merch, Existential Meme Gift, Dorm Room Decor, 12 oz Scented Candle
Lean into existential internet humor with this MoistCr1TiKaL inspired quote candle, a funny Penguinz0 meme gift for fans of dry, dark comedy.
The label carries the famous tongue in cheek quote about surrendering to life's unpredictability, delivered with the flat, staring into the void energy that made it legendary. Light it, breathe deep, and accept that the #hit will, in fact, take you.
College students, this is dorm room decor that understands the 8 am lecture experience. Keep it next to your laptop and accept what the semester has planned for you.
🕯️ CANDLE DETAILS
• 12 oz hand poured paraffin wax candle in a glass jar
• Finished with Magic Gamer Dust, a light dusting of candle safe mica shimmer
• 16 dust colors to choose from, classic white comes standard
• About 4 inches tall and 3 inches wide
• Single cotton wick for an even burn
• Current pour: fresh citrus for summer (scents rotate seasonally)
• Full color printed label, designed in house
🎁 PERFECT FOR
• Penguinz0 and MoistCr1TiKaL fans
• Dark humor and dry wit appreciators
• Gag gifts for the existentially exhausted
• Man cave and desk decor
• College dorm rooms and late night study sessions
🔥 CANDLE CARE
• Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before each burn
• Let the first burn reach a full melt pool for an even surface
• Never leave a burning candle unattended
📦 MADE TO ORDER, IN HOUSE
Every candle is poured to order by our little family team in Arizona, from design to production. Orders ship in 2 to 5 business days with tracked US shipping.
Fan made novelty item. Not affiliated with or endorsed by MoistCr1TiKaL.
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Made with
Parody & fan art
This candle is a parody and a true work of fan art, made by fans for fans. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or in any way associated with the creator, streamer, or brand it references.
Candle care
- ✂️Trim the wick to 1/4" before every burn for a clean, even flame.
- 🕯️On the first light, let the wax melt to the edges (2-3 hours) to prevent tunneling.
- ⏱️Burn no longer than 4 hours at a time; let it cool before relighting.
- 🌙Keep away from drafts, kids, pets, and direct sun. Never leave a flame unattended.