MoistCr1TiKaL Gifts: Quote Candles for Penguinz0 Fans
Buying a gift for a MoistCr1TiKaL fan means matching an extremely specific energy: flat delivery, absurd content, complete calm in the face of chaos. A loud gift would be wrong. A boring gift would be worse.
A quote candle threads it. Memewick pours two fan-made penguinz0 tribute candles, each built around a line delivered so flatly it became philosophy.
The two quotes
'I won't make the same mistake I made last time. I'll make a different mistake this time' is self-awareness as a lifestyle, ideal for the friend whose life motto is controlled chaos. 'The #hit Will Take Me' is the existential pick, dark humor for people who stare into the void recreationally and want the void to smell like citrus.
The candle itself
Every Memewick candle is a 12 oz paraffin wax candle in a glass jar, about 4 inches tall and 3 inches wide, with a single cotton wick, a citrus summer scent (scents rotate seasonally), and your choice of 16 Magic Gamer Dust mica shimmer colors. Each one is poured to order, in house, by our family in Arizona and ships in 2 to 5 business days with tracking. Fan-made novelty items with original art; not affiliated with or endorsed by MoistCr1TiKaL.
Our picks
Frequently asked questions
What do you get a penguinz0 fan?
Something deadpan. His fans respond to dry, understated humor, a quote candle that sits quietly on a desk being absurd fits far better than anything loud.
Are these official MoistCr1TiKaL merch?
No, they are fan-made tribute candles with original label art, not affiliated with or endorsed by MoistCr1TiKaL or penguinz0.
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Every candle is hand-poured to order in Arizona and ships in 2 to 5 business days.
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